Blake Jackson

Ever since I was little, I had a hunch that I was a little unique. Now I am a bit of a tomboy and love to skateboard and for a girl that is somewhat uncommon, but that’s not what I mean. I do like both goth style and cute things, which is probably a bit weird, but still no.

Most people have those one or two crazy stories of just barely avoiding a disaster. Maybe riding the wagon down the hill and just barely passing through heavy traffic or maybe tipping over the swingset and jumping out of the seat just in the nick of time. Maybe you were sick the day that the elevator broke down at work and you avoided being stuck in there for 6 hours.

Well I’m the unlucky one who doesn’t avoid those crazy mishaps. Now some might say that at least I’m lucky enough to avoid being seriously hurt in any of these mishaps. To those people I say you’re seriously mistaken. I would trade my so called ‘luck’ for injuries in a heartbeat. You see I get stuck in each of these mishaps and somehow I always end up stripped. Yeah… The kind of stripped where my perky buns and small chest get way more fresh air than I’m comfortable with.

When I was little it was pretty mild things. Like the time my dress got stuck in a bike and I ended up in my underwear. I’ve never liked dresses ever since. But it seemed like the very second I turned 18 the universe decided to really punish me. At my 18th birthday party we had a swimming party, I wore a one-piece suit since I was not interested in tempting fate. Unfortunately the universe had different plans and in a freak accident the birthday candles lit my bathing suit on fire. Luckily I was able to get it off before I got burned, but unfortunately everyone saw me jumping up and down stripping butt naked right in front of them. That was the first time all my school friends saw me naked. Sadly it wasn’t the last.

Things did not improve as I got older. One time my clothes were stolen when I was in the bathroom at the beach. I found some male swim trunks in the lost & found and I have a decently small chest and short hair so my best idea was to put on the trunks and try my best to act like a guy.

It worked for a while, but it turned out the trunks matched the uniform for a team in a volleyball competition that day. I ended up getting roped into playing in the game and we made it to the finals before an intense dive and the sand conspired together to remove my single article of clothing and reveal my disguise… and my lack of certain male parts.

College wasn’t all that different, my boobs did grow a little more by then though. In chemistry I was the one who spilled chemicals and needed to take an emergency shower in front of the whole class. Another time some boys switched around the info for the regular and nude modeling jobs for the art classes. That professor was just so hard to say no to and once again I ended up nude in front my classmates before I even realized it.

I obviously didn’t go back to the art modeling job and instead got a job as a T.A. The funny thing is it turns out not all T.A.s grade papers. The anatomy class actually has the T.A.s help out by demonstrating their own anatomy. So that was yet another time my classmates saw me in all my glory. Needless to say, I quit that job as well once I found out why they had specifically asked for a female T.A.

After quitting multiple jobs in quick succession my parents refused to help pay for my schooling. They thought I was just acting entitled and wanted to teach me a lesson. I ended up putting college on hold, I needed to save up. I picked up whatever work I could find. I got a decent job as a stagehand at a pretty big concert hall. We had this concert with Gumi, but my manager was bribed to put on an extra special show that day. He told me to operate the drone and it had all these special features that I was supposed to use to strip away Gumi’s clothes live on stage. For once it wasn’t me who ended up naked. But it turns out Gumi wasn’t too happy about it and my manager used me as the scapegoat; so I got fired.

Aubrey was another stagehand at the concert that day and she was fired along with me. They kicked us out and required us to return our uniforms or pay for them. I was struggling at the time so I really couldn’t afford to pay for the uniform and I didn’t bring a change of clothes with me to work. So, once again I ended up naked in public. At least that time I had Aubrey for company so we both started walking home in the buff.

On the way back home I found some flyers and newspapers to use as makeshift clothing. I noticed one of the flyers was for a job as a stagehand at Vyxtra Tech. At this point I was really desperate, so even though I’d heard about the recent scandal with the girls stripping at a teleporter demonstration, I figured it really couldn’t be worse than things were now.

I told Aubrey about the job and we decided to apply. Thinking back on it now I’m not sure why we didn’t go home to change first, but we didn’t. When we stopped by the office they told us to come in for an interview immediately since they were closing soon. So we were pulled back into interviews and got the jobs. Unfortunately they took employee badge photos at that time as well so we were both essentially naked for our official Vyxtra Tech badge photos.

Maybe things will finally turn around with this new job. Fingers crossed it all works out.